CA means Intelligence

Once upon a time three MBA guys were walking through the woods 
and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river.  
But they desperately had to get to the other side.  But how, 
with such a raging torrent?  


The first MBA guy knelt down and prayed to the Lord:  

“Lord, please give me the
 strength to cross this river! " 


*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*


The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs.  Now he could 
swim across the river.It took him about two hours and he almost 
drowned several times. 


BUT… he was successful! 




The second MBA guy, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: 


“Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools
to cross this river!”


*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*




The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river 
despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.


BUT… he was successful! 




The third MBA guy who observed all this kneeled down and prayed: 


“Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the 
intelligence to cross this river!”


*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*


The Lord converted the MBA guy into an Accountant.  
He took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge. 




Moral?


You have to be an CA to think intelligent, Otherwise…


GOD HELPS YOU !

MBAs V/s Chartered Accountants

Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. 
 There were ten MBA guys and one C.A. 
Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven, 
they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others.


They could not decide who should be the volunteer.  
Finally the C.A. said he would let go of the rope since C.As are 
used to do everything for the company.  They forsake their family, 
don’t claim all of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without 
getting anything in return.


When he finished his moving speech all the MBA guys began to clap… 


so they fell !!!


Moral: 

Never underestimate the powers of the C.As.

M.B.A Student (vs) C.A Student

This is just for fun :

M.B.A Student (vs) C.A Student

 This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition  

          organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......

         

A MBA and a CA student go on a camping trip, set up their tent ,and fell asleep.Some hours later, the CA wakes his MBA friend and says "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

               The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

                 The CA asks, "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.

          "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies

          and potentially billions of planets.

          Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

          Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

          Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and

          we are small and insignificant.

          Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

           What does it tell you?"

         

          The CA is silent for a moment, then speaks.

          "Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

 "Chartered Accountancy = 100% COMMON SENSE" 

Large Hadron collider or LHC

Hi everyone, this is a bit weird topic to us but thought to share it with you all. Since in the begining of my 10+2 Days , i was desperate to study Astro Physics , but fortunately or unfortunately i didn't went for that course . Even today i am very much interested to pursue that course and want to fulfill my wish.Enough of this intro and  i ll come to the point.

Since three days , a news was repeatedly being aired in the television channels about the LHC Experiment and the doomsday its going to cause.Now, i am here with an explanation about what is it all about and how is it going to effect us .

Well , LHC is Large Hadron Collider , is a gigantic particle accelerator which is built 300 feet straight down in to earth with a length of about 27 km in total . In this LHC , 8000 scientists around the world are conducting an one the biggest and largest scientific experiment in the history of mankind.

Overview of the LHC.

In this LHC , the scientists,by conducting some experiments are about to find out the birth of the universe ( in simple terms ) which can be useful to all the scientists in understanding Particles and their behaviour. All that the scientists are interested in smashing two particles and see what comes out of it.

But the experiment is facing issue from the human right organisations which are condemning the experiment as they feel that this LHC expermient would result in spelling large uncontrolled explosions and hence spelling doomsday for mankind.

Being a student of science , all i feel is , this experiment would be a HUGE SUCCESS and would ultimately benefit the mankind . Lets hope and pray this LHC Expermient to be a big Success.