Lets Strongly condemn the MUMBAI Blasts

I  express my grief for those who have lost their innocent lives in the recent mumbai blasts . I dont know When will our careless politicians realize the serious threat to our country and work towards a  solution for it. Its high time my friends to realize, re know what we can do when we stand in unity to fight and combat the disease called terrorism.


I also salute to the brave heroics of Our soldiers and not to forget the ordinary people, my fellow citizens for their brave efforts and co-operation with Authorities.


Its not the correct time to say this but as an Indian i have to say this               '' These terrorists suck " .

Exemption feature withdrawn ?

Is  it true friends ? Have anyone confirmed from the ICAI Authorities ? Confirm whether is it true or is it Just a rumour ?

CA means Intelligence

Once upon a time three MBA guys were walking through the woods 
and suddenly they were standing in front of a huge, wild river.  
But they desperately had to get to the other side.  But how, 
with such a raging torrent?  


The first MBA guy knelt down and prayed to the Lord:  

“Lord, please give me the
 strength to cross this river! " 


*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*


The Lord gave him long arms and strong legs.  Now he could 
swim across the river.It took him about two hours and he almost 
drowned several times. 


BUT… he was successful! 




The second MBA guy, who observed this, prayed to the Lord and said: 


“Lord, please give me the strength AND the necessary tools
to cross this river!”


*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*




The Lord gave him a tub and he managed to cross the river 
despite the fact that the tub almost capsized a couple of times.


BUT… he was successful! 




The third MBA guy who observed all this kneeled down and prayed: 


“Lord, please give me the strength, the means and the 
intelligence to cross this river!”


*pppppfffffffuuuuffffffff*


The Lord converted the MBA guy into an Accountant.  
He took a quick glance on the map, walked a few meters upstream and crossed the bridge. 




Moral?


You have to be an CA to think intelligent, Otherwise…


GOD HELPS YOU !

MBAs V/s Chartered Accountants

Eleven people were dangling below a helicopter on a rope. 
 There were ten MBA guys and one C.A. 
Since the rope was not strong enough to hold all the eleven, 
they decided that one of them had to let go to save all the others.


They could not decide who should be the volunteer.  
Finally the C.A. said he would let go of the rope since C.As are 
used to do everything for the company.  They forsake their family, 
don’t claim all of their expenses and do a lot of overtime without 
getting anything in return.


When he finished his moving speech all the MBA guys began to clap… 


so they fell !!!


Moral: 

Never underestimate the powers of the C.As.